1562 Best Humor Quotes

This is the part where you run away. – Shrek

I'm making waffles! – Donkey

You're going the right way for a smacked bottom. – Gingerbread Man

I hope this doesn't sound too forward, but you wanna eat that bird? – Puss in Boots

You gotta help me! I'm not supposed to be here! – Donkey

Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. – Donkey

Can I just say that this has been a real treat? – Lord Farquaad

That is for the talking! – Shrek

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. – Donkey

You did it! You rescued me! You are amazing. – Fiona

The position of annoying talking animal is already taken! – Shrek

So, this is the part where you punch me in the face and I fall to the ground, right? – Prince Charming

This isn't flying. This is falling with style. – Buzz Lightyear

The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present. – Mr. Potato Head

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. – Buzz Lightyear

That wasn't flying. That was... falling with style. – Woody

I don't like confrontations. – Bo Peep

The Claw is our master. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay. – Aliens

You must be my new conscience! Yeah, well, the other one broke. – Woody and Buzz Lightyear

I've set my laser from stun to kill. – Buzz Lightyear

What if Andy gets another dog? I'm an official, genetically-engineered, Dynacorp, canine companion! I'm not a mutt! – Buster

This is the part where we blow up. – Mr. Potato Head

You can't rush art! – Hamm

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school. – Buzz Lightyear

Fish are friends, not food. – Bruce

It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it! – Dory

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. – Dory

I'm H2O-intolerant. – Bloat

Mine! Mine! Mine! – The Seagulls

You guys made me ink! – Pearl

I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now. – Edna

We have to tell the school! They have to cancel school! – Marlin

Whoa, Dory, you're, like, a total natural, dude. – Crush

There's nothing to see! Go back to your homes! – Marlin

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to forget you. Who are you? – Dory

I'm not a big, fat panda. I'm THE big, fat panda. – Po

Skadoosh! – Po

That was pretty cool... let's go again! – Po

There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness. – Po

We all have our places in this world. Mine is a lot cooler, I guess. – Mantis

The Wuxi Finger Hold?! You know the Wuxi Finger Hold?! – Po

It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness! – Po

This is an "Atomo" brain freezer and this is a "General Mills" alarm system. – Hogarth Hughes

He's more of a "sensitive" artist type. – Dean McCoppin

What do I do? I'm a taste-maker, you know? I have highly refined sensibilities. – Emile

He's crazy! He's a crazy person! He's talking to rats! – Colette

You kind of set off an eternal winter... everywhere. – Anna

Who knew we owned 8,000 salad plates? – Anna

Your life awaits. – Oaken

I'm sorry, this is just a little bit of a... adjustment. – Kristoff