21 Best Intimidation Quotes

The best way to make friends is to stand really close to someone and whisper 'I know what you did.' - Jack Handey

Are we clear? – Colonel Nathan R. Jessup

Are we understood? – Colonel Nathan R. Jessup

I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4,000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous. – Colonel Nathan R. Jessup

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength. – The Joker

Don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry. – Michael Corleone

I've fucking shit in bigger graves than you. – Alfie Solomons

This is the part where you run away. – Shrek

I find your lack of faith disturbing. – Darth Vader

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director. – Darth Vader

I am Oz, the Great and Terrible. Who are you? – The Wizard

Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly! Think! – Biff Tannen

I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property! – Kevin McCallister

You think I'm funny? Funny how? Like a clown? – Maury Ballstein

I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fork you. – Major Payne

I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, you'll have to unzip your pants to talk. – Major Payne

I'm gonna make you wish you were never born. And if you were already born, I'm gonna make you wish you were dead. – Major Payne

What are you looking at? Turn around. – Terence Fletcher

I'm upset. – Terence Fletcher

I'm not the one you fool. I'm the one you fear. – Blair Waldorf

I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. – Roz