25 Best Sarcasm Quotes

I have not the pleasure of understanding you.

I stayed at a place like this back in Boston. Nice way of saying 'orphanage'.

I can’t afford a boat. What am I, a doctor? – Kurt McKenzie

You can’t fix stupid. – Kurt McKenzie

I am the Lord your God. Thou shalt worship no other god before me. Boy, those were the days, huh? – President Josiah Bartlet

Can I just say that this has been a real treat? – Lord Farquaad

I am a fox. And, as you know, a fox is a sly, suspicious, untrustworthy member of the criminal element. Right? – Nick Wilde

Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. – Andy Bernard

I'm stupid, you're smart; I was wrong, you were right; You're the best, I'm the worst; You're very good-looking, I'm not attractive. – Happy Gilmore

You don't have to go to the library to know that. – Bobby Boucher

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? – Private Joker

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. – Private Joker

Today, is Christmas! There will be a magic show! – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

We're gonna need more FBI guys. – John McClane

You're a detective, figure it out. – John McClane

You know, sometimes I forget what a powerful man you are. – Naomi Lapaglia

So you do know the difference? – Terence Fletcher

Well, what do you want? I'm a fucking astronaut. – Bender

Mr. Gambini, that is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection. – Judge Chamberlain Haller

Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. – Vinny Gambini

So you're an out-of-work mechanic who's an expert on everything? – Jim Trotter III

You know, you're not so bad as a other mother. – Coraline Jones

You have a nice night. – Tony Stark

This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. – Phil Connors

I'm here to amuse you? Well, that's fine. – Tony