30 Best Ted Lasso Quotes

I believe in communism. Rom-communism. – Ted Lasso

Be curious, not judgmental. – Ted Lasso

Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? If you're comfortable while you're doing it, you're probably doing it wrong. – Ted Lasso

You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don't want to hear it. – Coach Beard

Do you know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? It’s got a 10-second memory. – Ted Lasso

I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that's being alone and being sad. Ain't nobody in this room alone. – Ted Lasso

It's just a bunch of little babies, man. Little, cute, hairy, pink-toed babies. – Ted Lasso

I think that you might be so sure that you're one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there you're just one in eleven. – Roy Kent

You know, guys have been underestimating me my entire life. And for years, I never understood why. It used to really bother me. But then one day, I was driving my little boy to school, and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman, and it was painted on the wall there. It said, 'Be curious, not judgmental.' – Ted Lasso

All people are different people. – Ted Lasso

I appreciate you. I just wanted to let you know. I appreciate you. – Ted Lasso

If that's a joke, I love it. If not, can't wait to unpack that with you later. – Ted Lasso

You say impossible, but all I hear is 'I'm possible.' – Ted Lasso

The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. – Ted Lasso

I feel like we fell out of a lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, and ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids. – Ted Lasso

Fútbol is life! – Dani Rojas

Fútbol is death! – Dani Rojas

I'm me. Why would I want to be anything else? – Sam Obisanya

You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by fucking lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine. – Roy Kent

You know, the happiest animal in the world is a goldfish. Y’know why? Got a ten-second memory. – Ted Lasso

I was actually fired from my last job. But, uh, to be fair, I was trying to play football with a grapefruit. So, you know, I had it coming. – Ted Lasso

For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field. – Ted Lasso

I think things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one. – Ted Lasso

Be a goldfish. – Ted Lasso

It’s the hope that kills you. – Ted Lasso

I have a real tricky time hearing folks who don't believe in themselves. – Ted Lasso

You know, I think you might be dying. – Ted Lasso

I try to love my dad for who he was and forgive him for who he wasn't. – Ted Lasso

Vulnerability is a strength. You know, it’s not a weakness. – Dr. Sharon Fieldstone

I was never holding you back. I was holding you up. – Rebecca Welton