30 Best The Breakfast Club Quotes

Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch, but the anti-semitism is a little troubling. – Claire

Could you describe the ruckus, sir? – Brian

We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all. – Andrew

Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place. – Bender

Don't you ever talk about my friends! You don't know any of my friends. You don't look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. – Claire

Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have, you're a slut. It's a trap. – Claire

You know, I have just one, simple question for you. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? – Bender

I'm not a bum, I'm a human being! – Vernon

My God, are we gonna be like our parents? – Claire

When you grow up, your heart dies. – Allison

I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends. – Vernon

Well, what do you want? I'm a fucking astronaut. – Bender

You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. – Vernon

I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say. – Brian

We think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. – Brian

But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... and an athlete... and a basket case... a princess... and a criminal. – Brian

Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club. – Brian

I'm not gonna be ignorant. I'm not gonna be one of those people that's afraid of everything. I'm not gonna live my life like that. – Andrew

I'm a pathological liar. Is that a problem for you? – Allison

You know, I have just as much of a right to have a bad day as you do. – Claire

I'm not a thief, I'm a retrieval specialist. – Bender

The next time I have to come in here, I'm not cracking any books, I'm cracking heads. – Vernon

You mess with the bull, you get the horns. – Vernon

I'm the parent. That's my job. – Vernon

So, you're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What's that? – Bender

No, I'm not a nympho. I'm just... compulsive. I just can't stop. – Allison

You know, I can get a gun. – Bender

I'm not a screw-up. – Brian

We're all insane. – Bender

I'll bet you a kiss I can. – Bender