Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth? – Vinny Gambini0
How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes? – Vinny Gambini0
Mr. Tipton, how is it you are able to recall every single detail of that morning and yet you can't remember if an hour earlier you had what many people consider to be the most important meal of the day? – Vinny Gambini0