12 Best incompetence Quotes

The buns always rise in the oven of the streets. – Herc

It’s a closed loop system. You get a signal up to the satellite and back down. – Karl Muller

I’m all over it like a maggot on a bone. – Greg Hirsch

I’m a cog, a small, small cog in a… a big, big machine. – Greg Hirsch

And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do. – Michael Scott

Slightly overstock is a term of art. – Andy Bernard

Did you not tell me that I was to be the gardener? Because I don't know anything about gardens. – Nacho

Why the hell did you take your shoes off? / Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken? – Harry and Marv

We're gonna need more FBI guys. – John McClane

You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. – Major Payne

You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles. – Major Payne

The sheriff is near! – Taggart