30 Best Blazing Saddles Quotes

Excuse me while I whip this out. – Bart

The sheriff is near! – Taggart

We're going to need a shitload of dimes. – Hedley Lamarr

Mongo only pawn in game of life. – Mongo

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! – Taggart's Gang

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. – Hedley Lamarr

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? – Taggart

The way you put it, it looks like we're caught. – Howard Johnson

Lilli Von Shtupp? I'm tired. Of playing the game. Of being the admired star. Tired of the velvet curtain, the flowers, the applause... I'm tired of the audience. – Lilli Von Shtupp

It's twue! It's twue! – Lilli Von Shtupp

He's not from Havana. He's from Sweden. – Bart

Oh, baby, you are so talented. And they are so dumb! – Hedley Lamarr

Let's play chess. – The Waco Kid

Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a Ni? – Howard Johnson

My name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim. – The Waco Kid

You know... morons. – Hedley Lamarr

We'll take the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish! – Railroad Worker

Candygram for Mongo! – Bart

The new sheriff is a bell ring N*GGER! – Howard Johnson

They said you was hung. – Taggart

And they was right. – The Waco Kid

Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks. – Dom DeLuise

Stand still, boy. What's the matter with you? – Olson Johnson

I get no kick from champagne. – Lilli Von Shtupp

We're not gonna have any trouble from you, are we, boy? – Gabby Johnson

The little bastard shot me in the ass! – Hedley Lamarr

Where the white women at? – Cleavon Little (ad-libbed by the actor)

You will be risking your lives, while I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. – Hedley Lamarr

We can't have a black sheriff! The voters will be furious! – Gabby Johnson

Now go do... that voodoo... that you do... so well! – Hedley Lamarr