39 Best Crime Quotes

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on a little merry-go-round, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that. - Jack Handey
Jack Handey Crime Absurdity Escape Animals
If you ever see a crime being committed, be sure to stop and think: 'Do I really want to get involved here?' - Jack Handey
Jack Handey Crime Avoidance Practical Advice
If you ever get caught stealing, just say you were taking a survey on shoplifting. - Jack Handey
Jack Handey Crime Excuses Quick Thinking
If you ever get caught stealing candy from a baby, just say you were teaching it about sharing. - Jack Handey
Jack Handey Crime Excuses Quick Thinking
I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line. – Batman
The Dark Knight escalation Chaos Crime Morality
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. – Henry Hill
Goodfellas Ambition identity Crime Nostalgia
Karen: He was putting me right in the middle of everything. And I loved it.
Goodfellas Seduction complicity glamour Crime
I'm a fat fuckin' crook from New Jersey. – Tony Soprano
The Sopranos Self-Awareness identity Crime Honesty
This thing of ours... it's all about the money. – Hesh Rabkin
The Sopranos Crime Money Business Reality
Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy? – Stringer Bell
The Wire Power paranoia Business Crime
You are not killing them yourself. You are just moving the money from one place to another. – Stringer Bell
The Wire Business Detachment Crime Economics
The lesson is, if you're going to be a criminal, do your homework. – Mike Ehrmantraut
Better Call Saul Preparation Crime professionalism Consequences
Just because you shot Jesse James, don't make you Jesse James. – Mike Ehrmantraut
Better Call Saul identity hubris Crime Legacy
The world is full of wolves, and if you see one, you better be ready to howl. – Daniel "Pryce" Wormald
Better Call Saul Naivety Crime survival appearance
You play with fire, you get burned. – Mike Ehrmantraut
Better Call Saul Consequences Warning Crime cause and effect
I'm not a monster. I'm a businessman. – Gus Fring
Better Call Saul Duality Business Crime justification
I'm not a hero. I'm a high-risk offender. – Jimmy McGill
Better Call Saul Self-Awareness identity Crime Acceptance
We are not killers. We are businessmen. – Josto Fadda
Fargo Business Crime justification Self-Deception
You know what prison is? A criminal's library. – Clay Morrow
Sons of Anarchy Crime Consequence Knowledge Power
You can’t just go around killing people. It’s messy. It draws attention. – Marty Byrde
Ozark Consequence pragmatism Crime Business
All this for a loaf of bread? You're only in trouble if you get caught. – Razoul
Aladdin Power authority injustice Crime
The wickedness of men is that they can become accustomed to crime.
Les Misérables Morality corruption Crime Conscience
This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I’m gonna give it to them. – The Joker
The Joker The Dark Knight Society Crime Ambition
If you’re good at something, never do it for free. – The Joker
The Joker The Dark Knight Value professionalism Crime
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. – Walter Sobchak
The Big Lebowski Crime Absurdity underworld
I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming! – Harry Dunne
Dumb and Dumber misfortune Crime gullibility
You know, the gas man. He's a wise guy. – Harry Dunne
Dumb and Dumber misunderstanding Crime Humor
We're the Wet Bandits! – Marv Merchants
Home Alone identity Pride Crime stupidity
I'm not a burglar, I'm an exterminator! – Harry Lyme
Home Alone Deception lies Crime Humor
We're not terrorists. – Hans Gruber
Die Hard Deception motive Crime
Was all this legal? Absolutely not. – Jordan Belfort
The Wolf of Wall Street corruption Crime Honesty
You're not a criminal until you get caught. – Cruzito
Blood In Blood Out Crime Consequence Morality cunning
You sold out your own blood. – Cruzito
Blood In Blood Out Betrayal Family Loyalty Crime
You see, Dick, criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot... – Batman
The Lego Batman Movie Crime Legacy Humor
I have a 9:00 reservation... to punch crime. – Batman
The Lego Batman Movie Crime Humor Dedication
I'm vengeance. – Batman
Batman Batman Begins Motivation identity Crime fear
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! – Taggart's Gang
Blazing Saddles authority parody Crime classic reference
The greater the hatred, the more personal the crime. – David Rossi
Criminal Minds hatred motive Crime Personal
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. – Aristotle
Aristotle Poverty revolution Crime Society
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