8 Best Animals Quotes

We're like two pandas in a zoo - cute, lazy, and completely dependent on others for food.

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw. - Jack Handey

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on a little merry-go-round, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that. - Jack Handey

The thing about chameleons is their eyes. I mean, can you imagine a chameleon that could change the color of its eyes? I bet you can't. Well, I can, because I just did. - Jack Handey

People speak sometimes about the 'bestial' cruelty of man, but that is terribly unjust and offensive to beasts, no animal could ever be so cruel as a man, so artfully, so artistically cruel. – Ivan Karamazov

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill

The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci

I think so, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong? – Pinky