9 Best Avoidance Quotes

If you ever see a crime being committed, be sure to stop and think: 'Do I really want to get involved here?' - Jack Handey

I'm a lawyer, not an interpreter. – Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee

I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I'm Pickle Rick! – Rick

Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science. – Rick

The Dude is not in. – The Dude

I'm not good at the goodbye thing. So, you know, whatever. – Hank Moody

I'm not afraid of commitment. I'm afraid of the paperwork. – Hank Moody

You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong. – Warren Buffett

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own souls. – David Fincher