8 Best misfortune Quotes

He was shaken by the overwhelming revelation that the headlong race between his misfortunes and his dreams was at that moment reaching the finish line. The rest was darkness. 'Damn it,' he sighed. 'How can a person stand so much glory!'

I got the poo on me! – Joe Dirt

We got no food, we got no jobs... our pets' heads are falling off! – Lloyd Christmas

Our pets' heads are falling off! – Harry Dunne

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming! – Harry Dunne

You're not gonna believe this, but the fuel pump is shot. – Mechanic

Why is the rum always gone? – Jack Sparrow

If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart. – Socrates