15 Best Satire Quotes

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. - Jack Handey

A good book is like a fine wine. A bad book is like a fine wine spilled on your shirt. - Jack Handey

What kind of dining set defines me as a person? – The Narrator

We hear for you. – Corporate Slogan

In Kazakhstan, it is illegal for a woman to speak in public. Unless she is told to by a man. – Borat

Is it because I is Jewish? – Borat

I can hit a woman? It is okay? – Borat

I bring you a cultural program from Kazakhstan. – Borat

I support your war of terror! – Borat

In America, they have the electric chair. In Kazakhstan, we have the electric floor. – Borat

All the peoples in the world can come together to destroy the Jew… I mean, the terrorist. – Borat

We have a new national anthem. It is called Kazakhstan, Greatest Country in the World. – Borat

Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut bars. It's the taste and the energy. – Alpa Chino

Well, then, maybe the lesson is, if you're going to build a million-dollar wall, you should probably make sure a fat kid can't knock it down with a giant mech. – Stan Marsh

Lilli Von Shtupp? I'm tired. Of playing the game. Of being the admired star. Tired of the velvet curtain, the flowers, the applause... I'm tired of the audience. – Lilli Von Shtupp