30 Best Tropic Thunder Quotes

I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker! – Kirk Lazarus
I know who I am! I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude! – Kirk Lazarus
Never go full retard. – Kirk Lazarus
First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! – Les Grossman
We don't negotiate with terrorists. – Les Grossman
I'm talking about scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP! – Les Grossman
Find out who that was. – Les Grossman
I don't break character till I've done the DVD commentary. – Kirk Lazarus
You m-m-m-make me happy. – Simple Jack
I'm a rooster illusion. – Jeff Portnoy
We are supposed to be a unit! – Sgt. Lincoln Osiris
I'm the devil! And I'm here to do the devil's work. – Cody
I've got a little dick, it's pathetic! – Jeff Portnoy
What do you mean, "you people"? – Kirk Lazarus
What do you mean, "you people"? – Alpa Chino
I'm just an actor, I'm not a soldier. I don't know what the hell I'm doing out here. – Tugg Speedman
You blew the welds on the intake manifold. You're lucky to have four good cylinders. – Four Leaf Tayback
We're going to be dropped into the shit. We're going to be surrounded by it. We are the shit. – Damien Cockburn
I will cradle the ball, and run to daylight. – Kirk Lazarus
Everybody knows you never go full retard. – Kirk Lazarus
I'm the dude playing the dude. – Kirk Lazarus
This is the Hanoi fucking Hilton! – Tugg Speedman
I'm the one who's the lead in the movie, and you're the one who's the other guy in the movie. – Tugg Speedman
Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut bars. It's the taste and the energy. – Alpa Chino
I don't read the script. The script reads me. – Kirk Lazarus
We don't do this, we don't get no coconut cream pie. – Alpa Chino
I'm the one who's the star, and you're the one who's the other guy. – Tugg Speedman
I'm a lover, not a fighter. – Jeff Portnoy
You're Australian. Be Australian. – Damien Cockburn
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