1562 Best Humor Quotes

I've got my love to keep me warm. – Olaf

We are probably the only family in Mexico who hates music. – Miguel

Never trust a man who wears sandals. – Mamá Imelda

I can't be fixed. But I'm gonna enjoy watching you try. – Héctor

You'll be fine, Miguel. You know, I have a theory... – Héctor

You can't just give up! You're not a quitter, Judy. I remember you were six and you wanted to be an astronaut, so you strapped a cardboard box to your head and you tried to float off the roof! – Stu Hopps

Blood, blood, blood... and death! – Officer Clawhauser

I am a stinking, no-good, fuzzy, rule-breaking cop! – Nick Wilde

I am so glad I named my brand 'Preyda'.

Consider the coconut. – Moana

I'm the village crazy lady. That's my job. – Tala

If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess. – Maui

What I meant was, when you use a bird to write with, it's called tweeting. – Maui

You're welcome! – Maui

Congratulations San Francisco, you've ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you!

All right! We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success.

You need me to feel disgust? I'm not touching that. I don't know where it's been!

I'm too sad to walk. Just give me a few... hours.

It's like he's cheating on us with a new family!

I am not fast.

Your neurotransmitter levels are elevated, suggesting you are in a state of euphoria. Did I do that? – Baymax

He's not my boyfriend! – Hiro Hamada

She is not my girlfriend! – Baymax

Your pig is small. – Baymax

I am not the bomb. – Baymax

You have been a good boy. Have a lollipop. – Baymax

You have been a bad boy. – Baymax

You have a metal assemblage in your pelvic region. – Baymax

I show no physical threat. – Baymax

We're superheroes. What could happen? – Dash Parr

Coincidence? I think NOT! – Lucius Best / Frozone

I'll get you a new car. – Bob Parr

We are dead! We are dead! We survived but we are dead! – Syndrome's Assistant

You have a mysterious figure skater on your hands. – Violet Parr

I can't freefall for two minutes! I'd burn up! – Dash Parr

You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! – Frozone

Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get! – Honey

Ta-da! – WALL·E

We can't just sit here and do nothing! It's against my programming! – M-O

I don't know. I think it's called a hickey. – John

I'm stuck! – WALL·E

Foreign contaminant! – M-O

It's just... my compactor's not working. – WALL·E

With the help of her pet, WALL·E. – Captain B. McCrea

You see the little red one? Try that. – WALL·E

Eating the blossoms is a serious business. – Thumper

Twitter-pated. – Friend Owl

Pretty good. I don't mean pretty good, I mean pretty good! – Thumper

Whatcha doin'? – Thumper

Phenomenal cosmic powers! Itty-bitty living space. – Genie