27 Best Vanity Quotes

Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us.

It is very often nothing but our own vanity that deceives us.

Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride—where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will be always under good regulation.

Had I been in love, I could not have been more wretchedly blind. But vanity, not love, has been my folly.

I actually don't have a bad hairline.

Let us be elegant or die!

Let us be elegant or die!

My lady is a lovely one, but she gives herself such airs.

Let us be elegant or die!

My lady is a lovely one, but she gives herself such airs.

Right from the moment when I met her, saw her, I said she's gorgeous and I fell. – Gaston

I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful. – Howl

You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress beautiful? – Howl

I give up. I see now there's no point in living if I can't be beautiful. – Howl

What I meant was, when you use a bird to write with, it's called tweeting. – Maui

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular. – Gretchen Wieners

I was feelin' kinda cute. Might delete later. – Joe Dirt

I'm a 300-year-old witch and I want to be pretty! – Winifred Sanderson

We shall make potions... and lotions... and we shall be young and beautiful forever! – Winifred Sanderson

This is not a weave, this is my hair! – Brittany Wilson

I have to go. My plastic surgeon doesn't like me to be in the sun. – Amber

I have aged incredibly well. – Batman

I've got a mullet, Dipper! A MULLET! – Mabel Pines

I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful. – Howl

You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress beautiful? – Howl

I give up. I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful. – Howl

Go on, admit it. You think I'm gorgeous, don't you? – Howl