30 Best Gravity Falls Quotes

Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye! – Bill Cipher

When there's no cops around, anything's legal! – Stan Pines

I've got some children I need to make into corpses. – Bill Cipher

This signature is... squints... unreadable. – Dipper Pines

I'm not gonna be remembered as the man who invented the finglonger! A device which lets you... FING... LONGER... – Dr. Aloysius Pines "Ford"

My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! – Stan Pines

The future is in the past! ONWARDS, AOSHIMA! – Grunkle Stan

You're our hero, dude. – Soos Ramirez

I trust you, dude. I trust you. – Soos Ramirez

I'm not a hero. I'm a... a... a... deep-cover feds guy! – Stan Pines

Oh, this is priceless! The one guy who might have the answers, and I can't understand a word he's saying! – Dipper Pines

Mabel, I'm not sure what this says about our family, but I think it's nothing good. – Dipper Pines

A X Y L O P H O N E. – Dipper Pines

Children! Fighting! This is no time for children fighting! – Old Man McGucket

The name's Blendin Blandin. Time Wish Department? Anytime, anyplace, any-when? – Blendin Blandin

I'm not used to people being... nice to me. – Pacifica Northwest

I'm not gonna let you do this! You're my brother! – Stan Pines

Well, well, well! A SIX-FINGERED MAN! – Stan Pines

I've been here before! I remember this! – Dipper Pines

The author of the journals... my brother. – Stan Pines

I'm not a good person. I've done bad things. But for the first time, I want to be better. – Pacifica Northwest

This party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! – Bill Cipher

I'm the guy who bought a dozen condoms and a shovel! You figure it out! – Stan Pines

I'm not sure what I'm more scared of: the fact that there's a monster in our house, or the fact that you're not more scared of that fact. – Dipper Pines

You're the biggest screw-up I know! And that's what makes you so great! – Mabel Pines

I'm not a criminal! I'm... just... an entrepreneur who's... bad at paperwork! – Stan Pines

I've got a mullet, Dipper! A MULLET! – Mabel Pines

The whole town thinks I'm a crazy old kook! ...Well, more than they used to. – Old Man McGucket

I'm not just some sidekick! I'm the side-kickiest sidekick to ever kick a side! – Soos Ramirez

Grunkle Stan... everything you did, you did for your family. – Dipper Pines