If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.' - Jack Handey0
You’re like the worst fucking priest ever. You just hear confessions and then make people feel worse. – Marty Hart0
I'm gonna rip the skin off your head and piss on your skull. – Lieutenant Colonel Matthew Andrew Markinson0
Now, you stand there, and you tell me that you don't have blood on your hands. That it ain't dripping down your chin. – Gloria Burgle0
Every crime of yours feels like one I am guilty of. Not just because I couldn't catch you. I participated. – Will Graham0
Living is being hurt. To live is to hurt others. And then, you must learn to forgive. You must learn to forgive yourself first of all. – Tomoe Yukishiro0
If he has a conscience he will suffer for his mistake. That will be his punishment. – Porfiry Petrovich0
It seemed to him that he had cut himself off from everyone and everything at that moment. – Narrator0
Go at once, this very minute, stand at the cross-roads, bow down, first kiss the earth which you have defiled, and then bow down to all the world and say to all men aloud, 'I am a murderer!' – Sonia Marmeladov0
She moved him. Not the way he had beat off the baby's soul—she had done that—but moved him nonetheless.0