30 Best White Chicks Quotes

White Chicks Quotes: Funny, Iconic, and Over-the-Top Lines from the Comedy Film

White Chicks is a comedy that follows two FBI agents who go undercover by disguising themselves as wealthy socialites. The film relies on slapstick humor, exaggerated performances, and satirical takes on celebrity culture and social status.

This collection of White Chicks quotes highlights the film’s chaotic comedy, memorable one-liners, and intentionally absurd dialogue. The humor comes from identity confusion, overacting, and situations that escalate into pure comedic chaos.

Whether you are drawn to its slapstick style or its ridiculous premise, these quotes show why White Chicks remains a cult comedy favorite. Each line reflects exaggeration, social satire, and nonstop comedic energy.

You know you want this candy, so why don't you come and get it? – Marcus Copeland
You can do it, Kevin! You can do it! – Marcus Copeland
Terry, you need to stop being so cheap. – Marcus Copeland
This is not a weave, this is my hair! – Brittany Wilson
You take the moose, I'll take the raccoon. – Kevin Copeland
A ho? For wearing a skirt? That is so 1980. – Megan Vandergeld
You're not a has-been. You're a never-was. – Latrell Spencer
You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was. And if you were a has-been, that would mean you at least had some talent at one point, which you don't. – Latrell Spencer
You're like a big, black... Wilson sister! – Karen
I'm not playing basketball! I'm a woman! – Marcus Copeland
You're not gonna believe this, but the fuel pump is shot. – Mechanic
Do you have any idea what it's like to be a black man in America? – Kevin Copeland
My name is Shaquan. But you can call me Shaquana if you're nasty. – Marcus Copeland
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever done in my entire life. – Kevin Copeland
You're not a woman. You're a man. A man with breasts and a vagina. – Karen
I'm gonna pop the trunk, and you're gonna get in. – Agent Harper
We're going to the Hamptons. We're gonna be around a bunch of rich, white people. We gotta act like them. – Marcus Copeland
You see this? This is Armani. This is Versace. – Latrell Spencer
You have a little... right there. – Tara
I'm sorry, but I don't go for that. I'm a lady! – Marcus Copeland
We're federal agents! We're the good guys! – Kevin Copeland
She's a virgin... who can't drive. – Megan Vandergeld
You're not a cop, you're a security guard. – Denise Porter
I'm not gonna let you take the fall for this. – Kevin Copeland
This is the worst undercover assignment ever. – Kevin Copeland
You're the one who wanted to be a Wilson sister so bad. – Kevin Copeland
I'm not a rapper. I'm an R&B singer. – Latrell Spencer
We're in a lot of trouble. – Kevin Copeland
You have to be the whitest black man I have ever seen. – Denise Porter
We're not sisters, we're brothers! – Marcus Copeland
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