59 Best Observation Quotes

The best way to improve your golf game is to watch your opponent play.

My lady is a lovely one, but she gives herself such airs.

My lady is a lovely one, but she gives herself such airs.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. - Jack Handey

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer antlers. - Jack Handey

Lieutenant Dan, you got new legs! – Forrest Gump

I'm telling you, if they were a spice, they'd be flour. – C.J. Cregg

I’ve never found it hard to hack most people. If you listen to them, watch them, their vulnerabilities are like a neon sign screwed into their heads. – Elliot

Humans are so interesting. – Ryuk

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. – Donkey

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school. – Buzz Lightyear

We toys can see everything. So play nice. – Buzz Lightyear

Your neurotransmitter levels are elevated, suggesting you are in a state of euphoria. Did I do that? – Baymax

Your pig is small. – Baymax

You have a metal assemblage in your pelvic region. – Baymax

She's a fiery one. – Jafar

Water is the driving force of all nature. – Leonardo da Vinci

The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue. – Leonardo da Vinci

The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci

They’re funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.

I love the English. They're so... relaxed. – Ferris Bueller

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. – Napoleon

It's broken.

I know they're happy, 'cause I can hear them laughing.

I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. – Lloyd Christmas

This place looks like a geometry textbook threw up on it. – Deadpool

That's a bold move, Cotton, let's see if it pays off. – Deadpool

That is one big pile of shit. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. – John McClane

These pretzels are making me thirsty! – Kramer

You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you understand. – Charlie

He's a wallflower. You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you understand. – Patrick

I am very interested and fascinated by how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other. – Charlie

I walk around the school hallways and look at the people. I look at the teachers and wonder why they're here. If they like their jobs. Or us. And I wonder how smart they are. – Charlie

You're sleeping on your feet like a horse. – Ennis Del Mar

You have to be the whitest black man I have ever seen. – Denise Porter

That's a bad hat, Harry. – Chief Martin Brody

You look like you're about to climb a tree and hide. – Vaughan Cunningham

You have a lot of feelings, don't you? – Cher

In every direction, a magnificent view! – Admiral Boom

The master's not himself today. He's given to explosions. – Ellen

Today, the air is such that you can cut it with a knife! – Admiral Boom

Did you know that Smurfs are communists? – Donnie Darko

You have a very strong taste for the dramatic, my dear. – Miss Spink

Big monster! – Hulk

I'm not the one who's on fire. – Steve Rogers

Everywhere I look, I see the lies that started this. The greed, the hatred. – Diana Prince

You're a sweet, caring, generous, big-hearted person. – Phil Connors

Wow, this is pretty controversial. – Butters Stotch

The fog is getting thicker! – Ted Striker