At the Super Bowl, when Beyonce was thrusting her hips forward in a very suggestive manner, if someone else had done that, it would've been a national scandal. I thought it was ridiculous.1
It's a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive. – Andy Bernard0
I've seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. – Betelgeuse0
Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan! – Loraine's Brother0
I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like? – Pinky0
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? ... I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella? – Pinky0