38 Best Marriage Quotes

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
This quote reflects a somewhat cynical view of marriage, suggesting that happiness within it is largely beyond one’s control and depends on luck rather than effort or compatibility. The speaker implies that, despite best intentions or actions, the outcome of a marriage can be unpredictable, and true contentment may come or go based on factors that aren't entirely within one's power to influence.
Book Marriage Skepticism Society Pride and Prejudice Jane Austen
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Birth Love Family Marriage Tina Brown
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
This quote, rich with irony, pokes fun at societal expectations and assumptions, especially in the context of marriage and wealth. It suggests that people commonly believe wealthy single men are naturally seeking wives, reflecting the social norms of the time where marriage was often seen as a strategic alliance. However, the exaggerated certainty of the statement hints at the author’s satirical tone, inviting readers to question whether this “truth” is actually true at all.
Book Society Marriage Irony Pride and Prejudice Jane Austen
An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do.
Book Family Marriage Humor Pride and Prejudice Jane Austen
Do anything rather than marry without affection.
Book Marriage Love Integrity Pride and Prejudice Jane Austen
I am determined that only the deepest love will induce me into matrimony.
Book Love Marriage Independence Pride and Prejudice Jane Austen
People don't have fortunes left them in that style nowadays; men have to work and women to marry for money.
Little Women Louisa May Alcott Society Marriage Economics
A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband. - Proverbs 12:4
Bible Marriage Virtue Honor
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. – Confucius
Confucius Humor Marriage Irony
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night. – Confucius
Confucius Humor Marriage Consequences
A love story that never ends.
Headstone Eternal Love Marriage Memory
She’s not my nanny, she’s my wife. – Rob Hilliard
Grown Ups Marriage Humor age difference Love
That’s not a swan, that’s my mother-in-law! – Marcus Higgins
Grown Ups Humor Family Marriage Insult
Wedding are basically funerals with a cake. – Rick
Rick and Morty Marriage Cynicism Love institutions Humor
I love that woman. I love her more than sharks love blood. – Frank Underwood
House of Cards Love Marriage Obsession Partnership
The distance between us, the necessary distance, is the price of the crown. – Prince Philip
The Crown Marriage Distance sacrifice
You are ELASTIGIRL! My God, pull yourself together! What will you do? Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are. – Edna Mode
The Incredibles identity Marriage Strength Empowerment
I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation. – Helen Parr
The Incredibles Family Responsibility Priorities Marriage
I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. – Helen Parr
The Incredibles Marriage Communication unhappiness Family
I'll get you a new car. – Bob Parr
The Incredibles Humor Marriage Materialism apology
You are my greatest adventure, Helen. And I almost missed it. – Bob Parr
The Incredibles Love Family Marriage Realization
You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! – Frozone
The Incredibles Humor Marriage Heroism Priorities
Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get! – Honey
The Incredibles Humor Marriage Love Priorities
You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife. – Jafar
Aladdin Power control Marriage villainy
Respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be.
Anna Karenina Love Respect Marriage Hypocrisy
Levin had been married three months. He was happy, but not at all in the way he had expected.
Anna Karenina Marriage Happiness Expectation Reality
But now, since his marriage, when he had begun to confine himself to living for himself, though he experienced no joy at all at the thought of the work he was doing, he felt with complete certainty that his work was necessary.
Anna Karenina Work purpose Marriage Meaning
Mawiage. Mawiage is what bwings us togethew today. – The Impressive Clergyman
The Princess Bride Humor Love Marriage ceremony
You read my mind. No you didn't, you read mine. – Adam Maitland
Beetlejuice Marriage Connection Humor
You’re my wife. I’m supposed to be the one who protects you.
It Ends With Us Marriage protection roles Betrayal
I'm not going to be the one to break up the family. I was there first. – Holly McClane
Die Hard Family Marriage Resolve
He was only twenty when he married me. I loved him. – Alma Del Mar
Brokeback Mountain Love Marriage Innocence Pain
You said you didn't mind us having secrets from each other. – Scarlett O'Hara. I don't. But I suppose it's that tender confidence you're sharing with Ashley. – Rhett Butler
Gone with the Wind jealousy secrets Marriage Ashley
My biological clock is ticking so loud it's messing up my hair! – Crawl
Son in Law Humor Marriage Pressure impersonation
This isn't L.A., Crawl. People get married for love here. – Rebecca
Son in Law Love Marriage Values Culture Clash
This is what happens when you're not a good husband. – Genesis
Knock Knock infidelity Consequence Marriage Guilt
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. – Socrates
Socrates Marriage Philosophy Humor Relationships outcome
The most important career choice you'll make is who you marry. – Sheryl Sandberg
Sheryl Sandberg Marriage Partnership Career Support
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