37 Best Hypocrisy Quotes

Affectation of candour is common enough—one meets with it everywhere.

You blind guides! You strain out a gnat but swallow a camel. – Matthew 23:24

He's a prophet and a pusher, partly truth, partly fiction. – Tom

You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." – Tony Montana

What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. – Tony Montana

I'm a reasonable man. I'm open to persuasion. – Warden Norton

I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! – Captain Renault

Don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry. – Michael Corleone

The sacred and the propane. – Carmela Soprano

You can't put a price on family. – Tony Soprano

We’ve forgotten what real families are like. – Serena Joy

We hear for you. – Corporate Slogan

The Logan Roy School of Journalism: Punching Down and Cashing In. – Shiv Roy

Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer. – Rick

The road to power is paved with hypocrisy, and casualties. – Frank Underwood

I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe. – Roy Tillman

Humans are amazing creatures. You can't stand the sight of your own blood, but you'll go out looking for someone else's. – King Bradley

I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. – Holden Caulfield

You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phony stuff in the movies, and nine times out of ten they're mean bastards at heart. – Holden Caulfield

Respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be.

The role of a benefactor is a dangerous one and not a Christian one. There is a danger of pride, of self-satisfaction.

The peculiarity of prudery is to place the sentinel of virtue in the places most attacked.

Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. – The Joker

They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out like a leper. – The Joker

I am sorry, Brother. I truly am. – Commodus

You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk? – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Heroes and villains both thrive on violence. But we're the ones who get to call it 'justice'. – Stain

Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of another. – Miss Maudie

You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. – Vernon

The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite! – Hank Moody

You're like the thief who isn't the least bit sorry he stole, but is terribly, terribly sorry he's going to jail. – Rhett Butler

Respect my authoritah! – Eric Cartman

We'll take the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish! – Railroad Worker

You're a artist, a family man... a liar. – Genesis

Nice guys are the worst. – Genesis

We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth. How dare you! – Greta Thunberg

You say you love your children above all else, and yet you are stealing their future in front of their very eyes. – Greta Thunberg