7 Best Phoniness Quotes

I'm always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though. – Holden Caulfield

I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. – Holden Caulfield

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. – Holden Caulfield

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. – Holden Caulfield

I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect. – Holden Caulfield

You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phony stuff in the movies, and nine times out of ten they're mean bastards at heart. – Holden Caulfield

If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible. – Holden Caulfield