1562 Best Humor Quotes

Thursday—because you’re one step closer to freedom.

Thursday—because you’re too close to quit now.

Thursday—because Friday is flirting with you.

Thursday—because you’re the MVP of the week.

Thursday—because you’re closer than you think.

Thursday—because you’re turning ‘someday’ into ‘today.’

Thursday—because the weekend is whispering your name.

Thursday—because the week needs a hero, and that’s you.

Thursday—because you’re a warrior, not a worrier.

Thursday—because the weekend is flirting with you.

Thursday—because you’re the MVP of the week.

Thursday—because you’re too close to quit now.

Thursday—because you’re turning ‘someday’ into ‘today.’

Thursday—because the weekend is whispering your name.

Thursday—because the week needs a hero, and that’s you.

Thursday—because you’re a warrior, not a worrier.

Thursday—because the weekend is flirting with you.

Thursday—because you’re the MVP of the week.

Sunday night: the weekend’s funeral and Monday’s alarm clock.

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. - Bill Watterson

Sunday evenings are the universe’s way of saying, ‘Get ready to adult again.’

Sunday nights prove that time travel is possible—how did the weekend go so fast?

The weekend is over, but the coffee is still strong. We’ll survive.

Sunday night: when you realize you didn’t do half the things you planned.

The weekend is gone, but the snacks remain. Priorities.

Sunday night is the time to mourn the death of freedom and prepare for the rebirth of responsibility.

The weekend is over, but the procrastination continues.

Sunday nights: when you try to squeeze every last drop out of the weekend.

The problem with weekends is that they don't count as vacation days.

Sunday night: when you start bargaining with the universe for five more minutes.

The weekend is over, but my desire to sleep is eternal.

Sunday night is nature's way of reminding you who's really in charge.

Sunday nights: when your bed suddenly becomes less comfortable.

Weekends are the universe's way of apologizing for Mondays.

The weekend is over, but my pajamas aren't going anywhere.

Sunday night is the sequel nobody asked for: 'Return of the Work Week.'

The weekend is over, but my refusal to accept it is just beginning.

The weekend is over, but my desire to be productive never began.

Sunday night: when your bed becomes a time machine to Monday morning.

The weekend is over, but my denial is just getting started.

Sunday evenings are nature's cruelest joke.

Sunday night: when reality comes crashing back like a bad hangover.

The weekend is over, but my weekend mindset lives on.

The weekend is over, but my desire to adult didn't come with me.

Sunday night is just Monday in a cheap disguise.

The weekend is over, but my enthusiasm checked out hours ago.

The weekend is over, but my pajamas are still winning.

Weekends are like good hair days - rare and beautiful.

The weekend is over, but my motivation never showed up.

The weekend is over, but my denial is in full swing.