652 Best Family Quotes

I don't have feelings about anything. If I could have feelings at all, I'd have them for Deb. – Dexter Morgan

Harry taught me the code. And it kept me safe. And it kept other people safe from me. – Dexter Morgan

I have a dog. The dog is named Astor and Cody. I have a sister. Her name is Debra. I have a girlfriend. Her name is Rita. And I have a job. I'm a blood spatter analyst. – Dexter Morgan

I'm a father, a husband, a serial killer. – Dexter Morgan

Serenity now!

You gotta see the baby! – Frank Costanza

Festivus for the rest of us! – Frank Costanza

I've got a lot of problems with you people! – Frank Costanza

My wife is a strongest woman in all my village. She can punch a horse. – Borat

He is my brother Bilo. He is the fourth most famous man in my village, and a top gypsy crime reporter. – Borat

She has a mustache. I like. Reminds me of my mother. – Borat

My life is a failure. I am a loser. I have no money. I have no woman. My son is a gypsy. – Borat

This is a suit. It was given to me by my grandfather on his deathbed. He was not dead yet. – Borat

I am very interested and fascinated by how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other. – Charlie

My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage! – Aunt Frances

We don't have a black cat, we have a black dog. And he's not ours, we're his. – Sally Owens

I’d rather have a witch for a mother than the Wicked Witch of the Midwest. – Kylie Owens

It's a family trait. We seem to have a lot of accidents. – Sally Owens

Since I was a little girl, I have always known that my one true love would be done in by the Owens' curse. – Sally Owens

We have a rule around here: if you can't fix it, you have to stand it. – Aunt Jet

Falling in love, having a heart so big it could break the curse. It was you. – Aunt Frances

There are some things I know for certain: always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, and plant lavender for luck. – Sally Owens

The house is a wreck, but we are fine. – Sally Owens

Midnight margaritas! – Gillian Owens

My children need me. And I need them. And that is the only magic I will ever need. – Sally Owens

The only way to get rid of a man like that is to kill him. – Aunt Frances

We are the weirdos, mister. – Kylie Owens

I put a deep sleep on him. He won't wake up until we want him to. – Aunt Jet

I come from a long line of witches. My mother was a witch, my grandmother was a witch, and now, my sister's a witch. – Gillian Owens

He said he was going to have his brother scatter his ashes on Brokeback Mountain. But his folks buried him in the family plot. – Lureen Newsome

There was this old ranch couple, the Kymers, down in Texas. They took me in, treated me like a son. – Jack Twist

I'm not gonna let you take the fall for this. – Kevin Copeland

She's not my mother, Todd. – John Connor

Don't cry. You're perfect. – Silco

Is there anything so undoing as a daughter? – Silco

I thought maybe you could love me like you used to. Even though I'm... different. – Jinx

You’re my sister. I’ll never leave you. Not again. – Vi

I protected you! I only ever protected you! So don't talk to me about the way things are, because I was there! – Vi

She's not my sister anymore. – Vi

We'll deal with him. Together. – Vander

I have to believe my sister's still in there. – Vi

You're the reason I breathe. – Silco

Good. That means you give a shit. – Jim Neiman

You're not a genius, Andrew. You're not special. – Jim Neiman

I never really had a dad, but I always kind of thought of you as one. – Andrew Neiman

A man, when he's in his own home, if he's in his home, he has the final say. – Giuseppe Martini

You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids? – George Bailey

You're not a failure, George! You're the richest man in town! – Harry Bailey

Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch, but the anti-semitism is a little troubling. – Claire

My God, are we gonna be like our parents? – Claire