652 Best Family Quotes

My father taught me many things here... he taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. – Michael Corleone

Don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever. – Michael Corleone

I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them, as you can see. They talk when they should listen. – Vito Corleone

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me? – Vito Corleone

So, love your family and friends. Because in the end, they're all that you have. – Michael Corleone

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. – Maximus

I will see you again. But not yet. Not yet. – Maximus

The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick. – Maximus

I am here unarmed, and alone. I am no danger to anyone. – Lucilla

I am sorry, Brother. I truly am. – Commodus

Your faults as a son, is my failure as a father. – Marcus Aurelius

You loved my father, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? – Commodus

Home is where you make it. – Joe Dirt

I'm your sister! I'm your sister! – Joe Dirt

All the time, he's like, "Joe Dirt, you're gonna be a loser the rest of your life." – Joe Dirt

My name's Joe Dirt. My parents must have hated me. – Joe Dirt

That was my mom. She was beautiful. She was half Cherokee, half prostitute. – Joe Dirt

Family. It's about family. And that's what's so powerful about it. – Deadpool

You have to understand. My father was a bad man.

If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. – George McFly

Maybe you were adopted. – Lorraine Baines

He's an idiot, comes from a long line of idiots. – Mr. Strickland

I have a feeling you're going to see her very soon. – Dr. Emmett Brown

Whoa, wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? – Marty McFly

No, no, no, no, no. Just relax, McFly. Something's got to be done about your kids! – Mr. Strickland

Hey, you, get your damn hands off her! – Marty McFly

He's a peeping tom! Dad, you killed the car! – Dave McFly

Look what you did, you little jerk! – Fuller

I made my family disappear. I made my family disappear! – Kevin McCallister

This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back? – Kevin McCallister

You can mess with a lot of things. But you can't mess with kids on Christmas. – Kate McCallister

He's a kid. Kids get scared. – Kate McCallister

What kind of mother am I? – Kate McCallister

Fuller, easy on the Pepsi! – Kevin McCallister

How come he gets to go, and I don't? It's not fair! – Kevin McCallister

I'm not a criminal, I'm a brother! – Frank McCallister

We're not crooks, we're your brothers! – Frank McCallister

Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. – Bobby Boucher

Now you wait just a minute! You didn't finish your SUPPER! – Mama Boucher

Foosball is the devil! – Mama Boucher

My Mama says that my fumbling is the devil. – Bobby Boucher

Vicki Vallencourt is a devil woman with boobies. – Mama Boucher

Mama says happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue. – Bobby Boucher

Now, I can't let you do that, Bobby. That's the devil's music! – Mama Boucher

You're gonna do it by my rules, or you're not gonna do it at all! – Mama Boucher

Now, don't you be tellin' none of them college folks that I sent you, 'cause they don't like me. – Mama Boucher

I'm not going to be the one to break up the family. I was there first. – Holly McClane

Only John can drive somebody that crazy. – Holly McClane

She's heard me say 'I love you' a thousand times. She's never heard me say 'I'm sorry.' – John McClane

You threw my wife out a window? – John McClane