7 Best Self-deprecation Quotes

I’m not saying my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced. – Lee Trevino

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I'm a coward. - Jack Handey

If you ever start to feel like you're the most important person in the world, just remember: in Latin, 'Jack Handey' means 'some guy.' - Jack Handey

I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick. – Bunk Moreland

My life is a failure. I am a loser. I have no money. I have no woman. My son is a gypsy. – Borat

I'm just not the hero type. Let's face it, this is not the face of a hero. – Tony Stark

You just gestured to all of me. – Hiccup