59 Best misunderstanding Quotes

Are you stupid or somethin'? – Jenny Curran

Karen: How am I funny?

He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator. – Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri

I wanted to tell you... that I'm the one who wrote that I love you on your hand. – Mitsuha Miyamizu

It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it! – Dory

I'm not a monster. I'm just trying to protect myself. – Elsa

It’ll be like the Blitz. They got through that. We’ll get through this. – Jim

We’ve been burgled! In broad daylight! – Hilda

A little sadness? Tell me, what good has sadness ever done? What is the use of sadness?

She is not my girlfriend! – Baymax

I am not the bomb. – Baymax

If a body catch a body comin' through the rye. – Holden Caulfield (misremembering)

I’m sorry, but Christmas is a lie. A total sham. It’s a ploy by the big tinset companies to sell more tinset.

I know it might look like I was like, doing something bad... but I wasn't. – Aaron Samuels

Obviously, you're not a golfer. – The Dude

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie... – The Big Lebowski

You don’t have to be afraid of me. – Elphaba

You like to see homos naked? – Joe Dirt

You know, France is bacon. – Joe Dirt

What's the matter, Harry? Some little filly break your heart? No, it was a girl. – Lloyd Christmas

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy. – Lloyd Christmas

You know, the gas man. He's a wise guy. – Harry Dunne

There's that word again: "heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull? – Dr. Emmett Brown

He's a peeping tom! Dad, you killed the car! – Dave McFly

T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. – Dr. Alan Grant

I'm not a pervert, I was just looking for a pair of scissors. – Kevin McCallister

I'm not a criminal, I'm a brother! – Frank McCallister

We're not crooks, we're your brothers! – Frank McCallister

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. – Joel

A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals. – Derek Zoolander

I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! – Kramer

Is it because I is Jewish? – Borat

This suit is a black, color of night. Very official for a meeting with a prostitute. – Borat

I bring you a cultural program from Kazakhstan. – Borat

I support your war of terror! – Borat

I am looking for a pussy. Not a cat. – Borat

Are you pondering what I'm pondering? – Pinky

I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour? – Pinky

I think so, Brain, but if they called them 'sad meals', kids wouldn't buy them! – Pinky

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? ... I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella? – Pinky

What do you mean, "you people"? – Kirk Lazarus

He's such a nice fella. I didn't know you'd get so sore. – Curley's Wife

The two yutes. – Vinny Gambini

I shot the clerk? – Bill Gambini

I killed the clerk? – Stan Rothenstein

How much for the little girl? The women, we want to buy your women... No. – Elwood Blues

How does one suck a fuck? – Elizabeth Darko

I think you're the fucking Antichrist. – Eddie Darko

I'm dating a woman who thinks the Second Amendment is the right to bear arms. – Larry

I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive. – Eric Cartman