1317 Best Love Quotes

I love you like a toddler loves asking 'why?' - constantly and annoyingly.

Our love is like a diaper change - messy but necessary.

I love you like an intern loves unpaid overtime - reluctantly but with future potential.

You're my favorite coworker in this joint venture called life.

Are you the 19th amendment? Because you give me the right to bare arms.

If you were a Pharaoh, you'd be a Tutankha-cutie.

You're the Beyoncé to my Jay-Z - except with worse music and more arguments.

Press X to love me... why aren't you pressing X?!

You're my respawn point - no matter how bad things get, I always come back to you.

Our love is like a public restroom - messy but someone's gotta do it.

You're the glitter of my life - impossible to get rid of and all over everything.

You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.

Our chemistry is like sodium and water - explosive but entertaining.

You're my emotional baggage - heavy but I can't travel without you.

You're the fruitcake of my life - dense but I keep you around for tradition.

I love how you chew loudly... said no one ever, but I love you anyway.

I love you like I love the third napkin at BBQ joints - unnecessary but appreciated.

I love you like a teenager loves their phone - obsessively but with occasional frustration.

You're my favorite exercise - I avoid you but feel guilty about it.

Our love is like my laundry pile - keeps growing but I'll deal with it later.

Have you tried turning me off and on again? Because I'm stuck on you.

I'd let you eat my brains... mostly because I don't use them.

You arrr the treasure of my heart!

You're the Expecto Patronum to my Dementor-filled life.

You make my heart do the pterodactyl - it's flying all over the place.

Take me to your dealer... I mean leader!

If I had a time machine, I'd visit 10 minutes ago when you last laughed at my joke.

I'd say you're out of my league, but apparently there's no league for this.

I love you more than I love the sound of my own voice... which is saying a lot.

Our love is like a fine wine... that someone left open in the fridge for 3 weeks.

You're the human equivalent of finding money in old jeans - unexpected but delightful.

I love you like a bad tattoo - permanently and with some regret.

I would walk through a Lego-covered floor barefoot just to bring you tacos.

Our love story is my second favorite streaming series, right after that show about competitive baking.

We're like two pandas in a zoo - cute, lazy, and completely dependent on others for food.

You're the human equivalent of extra guac - worth every penny

I love you more than our kids love destroying the house we just cleaned.

You're my favorite reason to skip leg day.

Our relationship is like my phone battery - dies fast but I keep charging it anyway.

You're the pumpkin spice of my life - basic but I crave you annually.

I love you even though you steal all the blankets and deny it every morning.

When we're old, I'll still pretend to laugh at your jokes... but quieter.

Suffering is a sign that you have come so close to God that He can kiss you. – Padre Pio

The greatest act of love is to suffer for the One you love. – Padre Pio

Guard your eyes as you guard the sanctuary lamp - for what they see shapes what you love. – Padre Pio

ove ain’t always pretty, but it’s always worth writing about. – Morgan Wallen

Holding my son for the first time made every song I ever wrote feel small. – Morgan Wallen

New month, same us. Just stronger.

New month, new chances to say ‘I love you’ first.

Relationships need oxygen. This month, breathe life into yours.