1317 Best Love Quotes

You must be a love song because you make my heart sing.

Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.

Are you a passport? Because I'd love to travel through life with you.

If love was a destination, you'd be my final stop.

Are you Google Maps? Because you've got me heading in the right direction.

You must be a suitcase because you've packed all my happiness.

Are you a plane ticket? Because you're one-way to my heart.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

If love was chemistry, you'd be my perfect reaction.

Are you gravity? Because you're pulling me toward you.

You must be DNA because you're the blueprint to my heart.

Are you a black hole? Because you've sucked me in completely.

Are you a basketball? Because I'm bouncing for you.

If love was a game, you'd be my MVP.

Are you a soccer ball? Because you're a total goal!

You must be a tennis match because love means nothing to you.

Are you a hockey puck? Because you're hard to get but worth the chase.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.

If love was an app, you'd be my favorite download.

Are you a smartphone? Because you're everything I need in one package.

You must be a software update because you make everything better.

Are you a USB drive? Because you complete me.

Are you a rainbow? Because you brighten my darkest days.

If love was weather, you'd be my perfect sunny day.

Are you lightning? Because you strike me with excitement.

You must be a snowflake because you're one of a kind.

Are you a hurricane? Because you've turned my world upside down.

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.

If love was a story, you'd be my happy ending.

Are you a bookmark? Because you've saved my place in life.

You must be a dictionary because you define perfection.

Are you a novel? Because I can't put you down.

Are you my pinky toe? Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Is your name Earl? Because I want to lobe you.

Are you my tonsils? Because I want to have you removed as an adult.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake - which is concerning because I'm diabetic.

My love for you is like diarrhea - I just can't hold it in.

You're the cheese to my macaroni... which explains why I'm so gassy.

I wrote you a love poem: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm bad at poems... Netflix?

I was going to get you flowers, but then I remembered you're allergic and I'm cheap.

I'd take a bullet for you... depending on the caliber and distance.

We're like a perfect Tinder match - except I actually showed up.

Our love is like my WiFi - strong connection but occasionally drops out.

You're my favorite notification in this endless scroll of life.

You're the avocado to my toast - basic but essential.

Our love is like expired milk - questionable but I'm going for it anyway.

You're the human equivalent of 'Add Bacon' - not necessary but improves everything.

I love you more than a sloth loves naps... which is saying a lot.

Our relationship is like a porcupine mating - carefully but enthusiastically.

You're the honey to my badger... wait, that's not how the saying goes.