5 Best Self-Deprecating Quotes

I love you like a fat kid loves cake - which is concerning because I'm diabetic.

You're the Beyoncé to my Jay-Z - except with worse music and more arguments.

I'd let you eat my brains... mostly because I don't use them.

If I had a time machine, I'd visit 10 minutes ago when you last laughed at my joke.

I'd say you're out of my league, but apparently there's no league for this.