30 Best Clueless Quotes

As if! – Cher

You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet. – Cher

Everything I buy has to be organized. – Cher

She’s a full-on Monet… It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess. – Cher

Would you call me selfish? – No. Not to your face. – Josh

I have a 4.0, an ATM card, and a half-dozen people on my payroll. – Cher

I was just totally clueless. – Cher

So, like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" But it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday right? I said R.S.V.P. because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that, like, did not R.S.V.P. I was like, "Uh, crazy. The party is, like, tomorrow." So now I know! – Cher

You're a virgin who can't drive. – Cher

I'm not a prude. I'm just highly selective. – Dionne

Let's do a makeover! – Cher

The fact is, arguing with a boy is about as useful as trying to parallel park a blindfolded elephant. – Cher

I am not having a mental brain aneurysm, I'm just looking for my necklace. – Cher

Search me. I'm speechless. I have no words. – Murray

I'm outtie. – Travis

What's your problem? You have some kind of brain cloud? – Cher

It does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty! – Cher

I'm keeping it surreal. – Christian

You're a snob and a half. – Tai

I needed a day to shop for my own groceries. – Cher

If I'm not home by 11:30, my father starts to stress. – Cher

I don't get how you can be so oblivious. – Josh

I don't wanna be a traitor to my generation. – Travis

We are in a mall, and I'm a Valley Girl. These are my people. – Cher

It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get licked at a Phish concert, but it is quite another to be fried all day. – Mr. Hall

I love Josh. I really, really love him. I'm, like, in love with him. – Cher

You have a lot of feelings, don't you? – Cher

That was a Baldwin. – Christian

I'm not interested in being a trendsetter. I'm interested in being me. – Tai

I have to go. My plastic surgeon doesn't like me to be in the sun. – Amber