30 Best The Princess Bride Quotes

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. – Inigo Montoya

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. – Westley

Murdered by pirates is good. – The Grandfather

Have fun storming the castle! – Miracle Max

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. – Inigo Montoya

As you wish. – Westley

Inconceivable! – Vizzini

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. – Westley

Get used to disappointment. – Westley

I am not left-handed either. – Westley

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. – Westley

You killed my father. Prepare to die. – Inigo Montoya

Anybody want a peanut? – Fezzik

Mawiage. Mawiage is what bwings us togethew today. – The Impressive Clergyman

He's only mostly dead. – Miracle Max

To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles... – Westley

I want my father back, you son of a bitch. – Inigo Montoya

You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen. – Vizzini

We'll never survive. – Buttercup

Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has. – Westley

Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. – Count Rugen

I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped. – Prince Humperdinck

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. – Westley

Skip to the end. – The Grandson

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia... – Vizzini

I am not a witch, I'm your wife! – Buttercup

True love is the greatest thing in the world—except for a nice MLT—mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. – Miracle Max

You never had a chance once you met me. I've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. – Inigo Montoya

This is true love. You think this happens every day? – Westley

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. – The Grandfather