50 Best SpongeBob Quotes

A five-letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Always follow your heart, unless your heart is bad with directions.

You never really know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

I order the food. You cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.

You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.

No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.

We don’t need television… not as long as we have our imagination.

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.

It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.

Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.

You need six hundred to pass, you got six.

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true!

The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.

I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready!

I’m ugly and I’m proud!

It’s not about winning; it’s about fun!

F is for friends who do stuff together!

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

I can’t see my forehead!

Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo.

Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

Stupidity isn’t a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.

You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… advanced darkness.

I was trying to tell you I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank it. Now I’m better.

Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.

If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend… then it would just be alright.

Knowledge cannot replace friendship.

It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.

Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.

I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.

Everybody’s a critic.

F is for friends who do stuff together!

A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still gently allows you to grow.

What do you usually do when I’m gone?” / “I wait for you to come back.

Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.

I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning… without any milk.

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!

Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells… smelly.

Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!

Two words: Na. Chos.

F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium… bombs! N is for no survivors!