384 Best Movie Quotes

Timon: [singing and dancing the hula] Luau! / If you're hungry for a hunk of fat or juicy meat / Eat my buddy Pumbaa here, / 'Cause he is a treat / Come on down and dine / On this tasty swine/ All you hafta do is get in line. / Ahhhh ya achin'...?
Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup!
Timon: Forrrr some bacon?
Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup!
Timon: Heeee's a big pig!
Pumbaa: Yup, yup!
Timon: You can be a big pig, too. Oy!

Adult Simba: Well...
Timon: Yeah?
Adult Simba: Somebody once told me that the great kings of the past are up there watching over us.
Pumbaa: Really?
Timon: You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us?
[he and Pumbaa started laughing]
Timon: Who told you something like that?
Adult Simba: Yeah, yeah.
Timon: What mook made that up?
Adult Simba: Yeah. Pretty dumb, huh?
Timon: You're killing me.

Mufasa: [above the stampeding wildebeest] Scar! Broth-brother, help me!
Scar: [Scar puts his claws into Mufasa's paws] Long live the King.
[throws him into the stampede]
Mufasa: Aaaaah!
Young Simba: [as the Camera zooms out] Nooooooooo!

Timon: [of the decimated Pride Rock] We're gonna fight your uncle for this?
Adult Simba: Yes, Timon. This is my home.
Timon: Talk about your fixer-upper!

Scar: So, your father showed you the whole kingdom, did he?
Young Simba: Everything.
Scar: He didn't show you what's beyond that rise at the northern border?
Young Simba: Well, no. He said I can't go there.
Scar: And he's absolutely right. It's far too dangerous. Only the bravest lions go there.
Young Simba: Well, I'm brave. What's out there?
Scar: I'm sorry, Simba, I just can't tell you.
Young Simba: Why not?
Scar: Simba, Simba, I'm only looking out for the well-being of my favorite nephew.
Young Simba: Yeah, right! I'm your only nephew.
Scar: All the more reason for me to be protective. An elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince. Oops!
Young Simba: An elephant what? Whoa!
Scar: Oh, dear, I've said too much. Well, I suppose you'd have found out sooner or later, you being so clever and all. Just do me one favor. Promise me you'll never visit that dreadful place.
Young Simba: No problem.
Scar: There's a good lad. You run along now and have fun. And remember, its our little secret.

Timon: Let me get this straight. You're the king? And you never told us?
Adult Simba: Look, I'm still the same guy.
Timon: But with power!
Nala: Could you guys excuse us for a few minutes?
Timon: Hey, whatever she has to say, she can say in front of us. Right, Simba?
Adult Simba: Mm... Maybe you'd better go.
Timon: It starts. You think you know a guy...
[Timon and Pumbaa leave]
Adult Simba: Timon and Pumbaa. You learn to love 'em.

Timon: [to Nala, after she accidentally surprises him] Don't ever do that again. Carnivores! Oy!

Timon: Lady, have you got your lions crossed!

Scar: [singing] I know that your powers of retention / Are as wet as a warthog's backside / But thick as you are, / Pay attention! / My words are a matter of pride / It's clear from vacant expressions / The lights are not all on upstairs / But we're talking kings and successions / Even *you* can't be caught unawares!

Pumbaa: [through a mouthful of grub and worms; to Simba] You'll learn to love 'em.

Adult Simba: Tell them the truth.
Scar: Truth? But truth is in the eye of the behold...
Scar: [Simba chokes him, he whispers] All right. All right. I did it.
Adult Simba: So they can hear you.
Scar: I killed Mufasa!

Rafiki: What was *that*?
[laughs]
Rafiki: The weather - Pbbbah! Very peculiar. Don't you think?
Adult Simba: Yeah. Looks like the winds are changing.
Rafiki: Ahhh. Change is good.

Timon: [Trying to push Pumbaa, whose stuck under a log, while running away from a Lioness] Jeez! Why do I always have to save your...
[screams]

Zazu: What's going on?
Mufasa: A pouncing lesson.
Zazu: Oh, very good. Pouncing. Pouncing? Oh, no, sire, you can't be serious...
[Mufasa signs for "turn around"]
Zazu: This is so humiliating.

Adult Simba: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip you apart.
Scar: Oh, Simba, you must understand. The pressures of ruling a kingdom...
Adult Simba: Are no longer yours. Step down, Scar.

Scar: Ah, my friends!
Shenzi: Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy.
Banzai: That's what I heard.
Shenzi, Banzai: Ed?
[Ed laughs menacingly]
Scar: No. Let me explain. No, you don't understand! No, I didn't mean... No! No!

Pumbaa: King? Your Majesty. I gravel at your feet.
[starts kissing Simba's feet]
Adult Simba: Stop it.
Timon: It's not gravel, it's grovel.

Banzai: But we got to finish the job.
Shenzi: Well, he's as good as dead out there anyway. And if he comes back, we'll kill him.
Banzai: [calling out to Simba] Yeah! You hear that? If you ever come back, we'll kill you!

Timon: So, where you from?
Young Simba: Who cares? I can't go back.
Timon: Ah, you're an outcast. That's great. So are we.

Nala: What made you come back?
Adult Simba: I finally got some sense knocked into me. And I've got the bump to prove it.

Adult Simba: You knew my father?
Rafiki: Correction, I know your father.

Pumbaa: So we're keeping him?
Timon: Of course. Who's the brains in this outfit?
Pumbaa: Uh...
Timon: My point exactly. Jeez, I'm fried. Let's get out of here and find some shade.

Zazu: [about Scar] There's one in every family sire. Two in mine actually.
Mufasa: What am I going to do with him?
Zazu: He'd make a very handsome throw rug.
Mufasa: Zazu!
Zazu: And just think. Whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him!

Zazu: [caged while the battle rages around him] Let me out! Let me out!
Timon: [fleeing the hyenas] Let me in! Let me in!

Nala: What's happened to you? You're not the Simba I remember.
Adult Simba: You're right. I'm not. Now are you satisfied?
Nala: No. Just disappointed.
Adult Simba: You know, you're starting to sound like my father.
Nala: Good. At least one of us does.

Timon: Jeez, it's a lion! Run, Pumbaa, move it!
Pumbaa: Hey, Timon, it's just a little lion. Look at him. He's so cute and all alone. Can we keep him?
Timon: Pumbaa, are you nuts? We're talking about a lion. Lions eat guys like us.
Pumbaa: But he's so little.
Timon: He's going to get bigger.
Pumbaa: Maybe he'll be on our side.
Timon: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. Maybe he'll... Hey, I got it. What if he's on our side? You know, having a lion around might not be such a bad idea.

Young Simba: Everything the light touches... What about that shadowy place?
Mufasa: That's beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba.
Young Simba: But I thought a king can do whatever he wants.
Mufasa: There's more to being a king than getting your way all the time.
Young Simba: There's more?
Mufasa: [laughing] Simba.

Young Simba: Dad, Dad, come on, you gotta get up. Dad, we gotta go home.
[pulls on Mufasa's ear]
Young Simba: Help!
[echoes throughout the gorge]
Young Simba: Somebody,
[echoes]
Young Simba: anybody...
[echoes]
Young Simba: [Simba sniffs] help.

Scar: Why! If it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the commoners.
Mufasa: Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba.
Scar: That was today? Oh, I feel simply awful.

Nala: Have you guys seen Simba?
Timon: I thought he was with you.
Nala: He was, but now I can't find him. Where is he?
[Rafiki laughs. He's sitting in a tree above them]
Rafiki: [Chuckles] You won't find him here! The king has returned.
Nala: I can't believe it. He's gone back!
Timon: Gone back? What do you mean?
[He looks to the tree. Rafiki has disappeared]
Timon: Hey, what's goin' on here? Who's the monkey?
Nala: Simba's gone back to challenge Scar.
Timon: Who?
Nala: Scar.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, no, no, it's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Nala: No! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king.
Timon, Pumbaa: Oh.

Banzai: Yeah, be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what?
Scar: For the death of the king.
Banzai: Why, is he sick?
Scar: No, fool, we're going to kill him. And Simba, too.
Shenzi: Great idea. Who needs a king?
Banzai, Shenzi: [singing and dancing around Ed] No king, no king, la la la la la la...
Scar: Idiots! There will be a king!
Banzai: Hey, but you said...
Scar: I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again.
Banzai, Shenzi: Yeah! All right! Long live the king!
[other hyenas join in]
Banzai, Shenzi: Long live the king! Long live the king!

Banzai: The little majordomo bird, hippity-hop, all the way to the birdie boiler.
Zazu: Oh no, not the birdie boiler!
[Zazu rockets away, with his tail feathers on fire while the hyenas laugh in triumph]

Adult Simba: Nala? Is it really you?
Nala: Who are you?
Adult Simba: It's me, Simba.
Nala: Simba?
[he nods. Nala was elated to see him]
Nala: Whoa!
[they bud their heads]
Nala: How did you...
Adult Simba: How did you...
[Timon stood there surprised and speechless]
Adult Simba: Wow!
Nala: Where did you come from?
Adult Simba: This is gr... It's great to see you!
Timon: Hey, what's goin' on here?
Adult Simba: What are you doing here?
Nala: What do you mean what am I doing here? What are you doing here?
Timon: Hey! What's goin' on here?

Scar: Simba. What have you done?
Young Simba: There were wildebeests, and he tried to save me. It was an accident. I didn't mean for it to happen.
Scar: Of course. Of course you didn't. No one ever means for these things to happen. But the king is dead. And if it weren't for you, he'd still be alive.