I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the circus wouldn't have any dragons. - Jack Handey0
If you ever get the chance to work for a circus, say no. Unless it's a circus that has dragons. - Jack Handey0
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. – Donkey0
Billy Pilgrim says he was on Tralfamadore for years, and that he was mated with a former Earthling movie star named Montana Wildhack.0
We have a better chance of catching him if we can predict his behavior, and we can predict his behavior if we understand his fantasy. – Jason Gideon0