30 Best Barbie Quotes

Humans only have one ending. Ideas live forever. – Weird Barbie

You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down or fail or show fear, or wear flat shoes or have cellulite. And then you die! – Gloria

It is literally impossible to be a woman. – Gloria

We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come. – Ruth Handler

You are so beautiful. – Barbie to Old Woman

I'm not really a president. I'm not really a Nobel Prize winner. I'm not really a physicist. I don't have any skills or knowledge. I can't do brain surgery. – President Barbie

She's everything. He's just Ken. – Narrator

I'm a man with no power. Does that make me a woman? – Ken

I want to do the imagining, not be the idea. – Stereotypical Barbie

Ever think about dying? – Stereotypical Barbie

I'm here to see the little girl who plays with me. – Stereotypical Barbie

Suit up! – Ken

My job is just beach. – Ken

I'm a liberated man. I know that crying is not weak. – Ken

To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses, I lost interest. – Ken

You can't be a Barbie if you have bad feelings. That's, like, a rule. – Sasha

You changed everything. You showed me I could be anything. And I'm so proud of you. – Gloria to Barbie

Maybe it's the patriarchy. It's usually the patriarchy. – Narrator

I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce! – Allan

I'm a product. – Stereotypical Barbie

I don't know who I am without you. – Ken to Barbie

We're all brainwashed into being servants! – Ken

I'm having a major existential crisis. I need to play some acoustic guitar. – Ken

Your worth is not determined by how much you are loved by a man. – Gloria

This is the best day ever. So far. – Ken

I'm not good at anything. Except for beach. – Ken

You have to be a part of the people that are making the change. – Gloria

I'm not Stereotypical Barbie anymore. I'm just... me. – Stereotypical Barbie

The real world is not what I thought it was. – Stereotypical Barbie

Being a human is actually really hard. – Stereotypical Barbie