13 Best Poor Timing Quotes

I think the worst time to realize you're afraid of heights is when you're skydiving. - Jack Handey

I think the worst time to realize you're claustrophobic is when you're being buried alive. - Jack Handey

I think the worst time to develop a fear of water is when you're scuba diving. - Jack Handey

I think the worst time to realize you're afraid of the dark is when you're spelunking. - Jack Handey

I think the worst time to develop a fear of heights is when you're tightrope walking. - Jack Handey

I think the worst time to realize you're afraid of snakes is when you're a snake handler. - Jack Handey

I think the worst time to develop a fear of fire is when you're a firefighter. - Jack Handey

I think the worst time to realize you're afraid of public speaking is when you're giving a eulogy. - Jack Handey

I think the worst time to develop a fear of flying is when you're a pilot. - Jack Handey

I think the worst time to realize you're afraid of commitment is when you're at the altar. - Jack Handey

I think the worst time to develop a fear of doctors is when you're in medical school. - Jack Handey

I think the worst time to realize you're afraid of marriage is when you're saying 'I do.' - Jack Handey

I think the worst time to develop a fear of death is when you're dying. - Jack Handey